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I often get these backwards. I make no promises that they're correct here.

To figure out how expensive something is, multiply by 1.5
To figure out how heavy something is, add 10% and multiply by 2.
To figure out how far something is, multiply by 2/3.
To compare the price of poultry, meat and produce, multiply by 2/3.
To figure out what time it is, subtract 6-9, and sometimes another 12.
To figure out what date it is, be open to the possibility that it's yesterday.
To set the temperature on the oven, divide by 2.
To set the countdown timer on the oven, multiply by 5/6.
To estimate how many eggs are left, subtract 2.
To figure out how many beers you've had, multiply by 3.
To figure out how many cookies you've eaten, it was probably all of them. Get some more.